August 15, 2008
It has been reported that Vitor Belfort has broken his hand in two places.
Let me be the first to say thank goodness we are spared from this boring ass fight. I can tell you the play by play of how this fight would have taken place. Round 1, they meet in the center of the ring. Vitor throws 2 punches and miss. Matt Lindland takes him down and lays on him throwing strikes that wouldn’t hurt flies, round ends. 2nd round the exact same thing happens except that Matt is a little bit sweaty. So Belfort is gasping for air cause Matt’s whole body smells like shit, round ends. 3rd round Lindland takes Vitor down and Vitor taps out and Matt wins via submission “I smell like the monkey house at the zoo.”
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August 1, 2008
The next Affliction event is scheduled for October 11th and the first fight announced was Belfort vs Lindland. Vitor reported that he broke his hand in his last fight and said that he will take 4 weeks off and it shouldn’t be a problem come October.
We all know how this fight is gonna go. Lindland is gonna come out and scream, “Hey you guuuys!” and take Belfort down and it will be boring as hell. Hopefully Belfort will land a few punches before then, but I think its pretty hard to knock out the elephant man.
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sloth,
Vitor Belfort
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July 19, 2008
The beautiful and charismatic Matt Lindland won a unanimous decision victory over Fabio Nagao on saturday and let me say it was as exciting as watching flies fuck. I’m sure Nagao is a good fighter but if you’re in a fight with a mongoloid it might throw off your focus.
He’s ugly
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