August 15, 2008
It has been reported that Vitor Belfort has broken his hand in two places.
Let me be the first to say thank goodness we are spared from this boring ass fight. I can tell you the play by play of how this fight would have taken place. Round 1, they meet in the center of the ring. Vitor throws 2 punches and miss. Matt Lindland takes him down and lays on him throwing strikes that wouldn’t hurt flies, round ends. 2nd round the exact same thing happens except that Matt is a little bit sweaty. So Belfort is gasping for air cause Matt’s whole body smells like shit, round ends. 3rd round Lindland takes Vitor down and Vitor taps out and Matt wins via submission “I smell like the monkey house at the zoo.”
Tags: Affiliction,
Matt Lindland,
sloth,
Vitor Belfort
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August 1, 2008
After his win against Mike Whitehead (The ugly guy behind Sobral) Babalu stated that he didn’t want to fight against Antonio Rogerio Nogueira, but he would rather fight Tito Ortiz. Evidently Tito opened his big dumb mouth again criticizing a fighter when he himself is a shitty fighter. After Sobral lost to Chuck Liddell back in 2006 Tito stated, “Babalu isn’t that great of a fighter, he’s a great B level fighter and a average A level fighter.” Babalu hasn’t forgotten these words and said,” I hope to smash his face!”
So let me get this straight, If Babalu is a B level fighter than TIto would be F level fighter. I guess he still thinks he’s cool because he beat up Ken Shamrock. I hope this fight happens but I hope Babalu doesn’t get Herpes as a result. Cause we all know who TIto is banging right now.
Tags: Affiliction,
Jenna Jameson,
Renato Sobral,
Tito Ortiz
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