Finally an Event happened over the weekend that didn’t have crappy fights or a white-trash audience. Dream 5 aired on HDNet at 2:00am on Monday morning. Anyone who didn’t watch is a moron. Since I know what I’m talking about I’m gonna give the UFC some advice.
1. Replace Bruce Buffer with a Scary Bitch that will scream the fighters names.
2. Have pyrotechnics explode and hopefully kill most of the people in your audience.
3. Have more than 1 good fight on a card.
4. Stop having the same inbred idiots from The Ultimate Fighter series fight on every card.
5. Have a TOURNAMENT!!
6. Kill yourself.
